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Flashbackk: Sam and I sophomore year
Saturday, January 17, 2009
SL ex UT (5:51:25 PM): let's just hit to the sees and be pirates like NOWla ragazza razza (5:51:40 PM): for REAL SL ex UT (5:51:41 PM): we can start talking all un-educated like, drink rum and pillage la ragazza razza (5:51:42 PM): i wanna go to singapore SL ex UT (5:51:47 PM): i like pillaging la ragazza razza (5:51:50 PM): seriously, and be like la ragazza razza (5:51:52 PM): heyyy, i have a cool hat la ragazza razza (5:51:57 PM): and everyone will be like la ragazza razza (5:52:01 PM): OMG COOL HATS, can i join your crew? SL ex UT (5:52:11 PM): and we'll say... o'course. la ragazza razza (5:52:11 PM): and we'll be like "hmmmm idk...argh" and they'll be like SL ex UT (5:52:14 PM): no SL ex UT (5:52:19 PM): we have to be o'course SL ex UT (5:52:25 PM): but make them run like obsticles la ragazza razza (5:52:27 PM): "pl0x!!" and we'll be like "TALK LIKE A PIRATE FOR ME FIRST" la ragazza razza (5:52:30 PM): well la ragazza razza (5:52:35 PM): they have to prove themselves somehow la ragazza razza (5:52:39 PM): maybe uh... steal somethin la ragazza razza (5:52:44 PM): or.. drink alot of rum SL ex UT (5:52:47 PM): and jump through ring of flames la ragazza razza (5:52:51 PM): to prove their rummy pirate-ness SL ex UT (5:52:58 PM): yeh SL ex UT (5:53:01 PM): good times la ragazza razza (5:53:05 PM): or.. drink rum and steal stuff and jump through fire la ragazza razza (5:53:08 PM): at the SAME TIME SL ex UT (5:53:14 PM): OMG TOTALLY la ragazza razza (5:53:20 PM): though i think that would make for a very small crew la ragazza razza (5:53:27 PM): i dont think /i/ could even do that =< SL ex UT (5:53:35 PM): ....i bet we both can la ragazza razza (5:53:43 PM): ..yeah, we prolly can SL ex UT (5:53:44 PM): and plus, scars are hawt la ragazza razza (5:53:47 PM): we're pirates after all la ragazza razza (5:53:49 PM): for real SL ex UT (5:53:50 PM): totally. la ragazza razza (5:53:52 PM): people will be like SL ex UT (5:53:53 PM): arghhh la ragazza razza (5:54:00 PM): hey pirate ladies! where'd you get those scars la ragazza razza (5:54:02 PM): and we'd be like la ragazza razza (5:54:09 PM): "on the high seas, laddie. on the high seas." la ragazza razza (5:54:17 PM): and then they'll join the crew. SL ex UT (5:54:23 PM): yep, from those nasty sea turtles la ragazza razza (5:54:28 PM): ..cause they wanna see the high seas la ragazza razza (5:54:32 PM): and the kraken? :D SL ex UT (5:54:37 PM): good for escaping, but... YEAH la ragazza razza (5:54:41 PM): we need some krakens SL ex UT (5:54:44 PM): we do la ragazza razza (5:54:46 PM): like maybe6 or 7 SL ex UT (5:54:50 PM): lets go to a kracken farm? SL ex UT (5:54:56 PM): im sure we can get some there. la ragazza razza (5:54:58 PM): and we can like, hide them out under the bridge la ragazza razza (5:55:01 PM): seriously la ragazza razza (5:55:06 PM): awww baby krakens D la ragazza razza (5:55:07 PM): *:D SL ex UT (5:55:10 PM): i knowww awww la ragazza razza (5:55:15 PM): nasty little things D: SL ex UT (5:55:19 PM): we can train them to be evil. and lovely. SL ex UT (5:55:21 PM): and evilll la ragazza razza (5:55:27 PM): seriously though we need sme sort of RAWR seamonster la ragazza razza (5:55:30 PM): like uhhh SL ex UT (5:55:32 PM): and be like "imma gonna eat choo" la ragazza razza (5:55:34 PM): loch ness monstar la ragazza razza (5:55:35 PM): seriously la ragazza razza (5:55:47 PM): and they'll be all TO DAVEY JONES LOCKER WITH YOU! SL ex UT (5:55:51 PM): loch ness likes norway though, or whatever. SL ex UT (5:55:54 PM): YEAH la ragazza razza (5:55:57 PM): orly? SL ex UT (5:56:02 PM): yeh la ragazza razza (5:56:03 PM): well we'll just have to PILLAGE NORWAY SL ex UT (5:56:10 PM): FUCK YEAH la ragazza razza (5:56:11 PM): we're pirates afterall la ragazza razza (5:56:17 PM): and norway will be like la ragazza razza (5:56:22 PM): FUCK SHIT PIRATES la ragazza razza (5:56:29 PM): and then someone will be like NOT JUST ANY PIRATES SL ex UT (5:56:35 PM): maybe they'll make us gods. la ragazza razza (5:56:36 PM): ITS [insert crew name here] la ragazza razza (5:57:00 PM): the barnacle brothers!?!?! and then they'll all abandon ship(or country) la ragazza razza (5:57:10 PM): making it perfect for us to pillage. like...everything SL ex UT (5:57:26 PM): im like have wave after wave of orgasms here just thinking about it. la ragazza razza (5:57:32 PM): or maybe just the loch ness monster la ragazza razza (5:57:35 PM): seriousy la ragazza razza (5:57:37 PM): *ly SL ex UT (5:57:45 PM): we could be rich, feared, powerful and sexy women with scars la ragazza razza (5:57:46 PM): i totally need to get a kiddie pool SL ex UT (5:57:46 PM): OHYEAH SL ex UT (5:57:52 PM): with a slide? la ragazza razza (5:57:52 PM): and sail toy ships around it la ragazza razza (5:58:01 PM): and be like I'M THE SCOURGE OF THE BACKYARD! la ragazza razza (5:58:07 PM): seriously la ragazza razza (5:58:10 PM): with a slide la ragazza razza (5:58:16 PM): the kind shaped like dinosaurs SL ex UT (5:58:21 PM): YEAH la ragazza razza (5:58:29 PM): and and and we'll find cursed treasure SL ex UT (5:58:34 PM): Like a mix between lost world and POTC la ragazza razza (5:58:35 PM): and crusty old whales and stuff la ragazza razza (5:58:39 PM): seriously! la ragazza razza (5:58:44 PM): dude, i want to go on that one show.. la ragazza razza (5:58:48 PM): pirate master thingy? SL ex UT (5:58:50 PM): now we just need a really good soundtrack. SL ex UT (5:58:54 PM): i dont know! la ragazza razza (5:58:59 PM): idk it looked cool! la ragazza razza (5:59:03 PM): i keep seeing it on tv! SL ex UT (5:59:08 PM): we need to go NOW la ragazza razza (5:59:11 PM): our soundtrack would be awesomeeee la ragazza razza (5:59:17 PM): Its like some reality show la ragazza razza (5:59:21 PM): and they make you pirates la ragazza razza (5:59:24 PM): its totally cool SL ex UT (5:59:29 PM): OH WAIT and we need eye patches so we can see in the dark. SL ex UT (5:59:39 PM): that almost sounds like an oxymoron la ragazza razza (5:59:40 PM): i already have those from when i was litle, woo! la ragazza razza (5:59:45 PM): *little SL ex UT (5:59:52 PM): you know we should go to singapore and make it piratey again la ragazza razza (5:59:59 PM): i could just put one over my bad eye and be like WOO la ragazza razza (6:00:03 PM): dude it still is piratey SL ex UT (6:00:04 PM): WOO SL ex UT (6:00:07 PM): nooo SL ex UT (6:00:10 PM): i mean like hxc la ragazza razza (6:00:10 PM): yessss la ragazza razza (6:00:12 PM): oh la ragazza razza (6:00:14 PM): well la ragazza razza (6:00:15 PM): yeah la ragazza razza (6:00:22 PM): we could totally bring back vintage pirating la ragazza razza (6:00:31 PM): it's the latest fashion in sailing la ragazza razza (6:00:42 PM): though i doubt crusty old fishermen would care much about that la ragazza razza (6:00:52 PM): unless they suddenly decided they wanted to be up on the tmes SL ex UT (6:00:52 PM): yeah! OMG, we should nuke the world, have traditional sailed boat thingies and RIDE, this is how we do la ragazza razza (6:00:53 PM): *tmes la ragazza razza (6:00:55 PM): ..*times la ragazza razza (6:01:00 PM): SRSLY la ragazza razza (6:01:08 PM): but like, nuke the world with sea monsters la ragazza razza (6:01:10 PM): NO WAIT! la ragazza razza (6:01:17 PM): if we melt the ice caps, we'll be like la ragazza razza (6:01:21 PM): HOMG GIANT OCEAN! SL ex UT (6:01:22 PM): we can play rap the entire time. OMG YES la ragazza razza (6:01:27 PM): which makes for more pirating! SL ex UT (6:01:33 PM): but.. less land la ragazza razza (6:01:35 PM): seriously, we'll play "ridin dirty" SL ex UT (6:01:36 PM): less things SL ex UT (6:01:40 PM): but yesss la ragazza razza (6:01:40 PM): thats our theme song! la ragazza razza (6:01:43 PM): ...we scuba dive. SL ex UT (6:01:49 PM): Ah makes sense la ragazza razza (6:01:49 PM): SCUBA PIRATES la ragazza razza (6:01:59 PM): thats how it'll go down la ragazza razza (6:02:02 PM): we need a logo la ragazza razza (6:02:19 PM): so when we hit up a treasure-place, people will get there all ARRGHHH IMMA BE RICH LADDIE! la ragazza razza (6:02:36 PM): and then when they get there, they'll be like "shit shit shit! those other pirates were here!" SL ex UT (6:02:50 PM): hmmm hmmm hmmm We Live, We Dive, We Die? SL ex UT (6:02:53 PM): i dont know la ragazza razza (6:03:00 PM): and we'll have an awesome reputation for the pirates that nobody could catch up with :D SL ex UT (6:03:05 PM): I know la ragazza razza (6:03:09 PM): it makes sense to me! la ragazza razza (6:03:21 PM): i wanna go plunder the fridge, brb |
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